Angelina Jolie
June 4, 1975: Born at 9:09 AM PST as Angelina Jolie Voight in Los Angeles, California to Marcheline Bertrand and James Haven Voight.
1981: She collects snakes and other crawly things. Names her favorite lizard Vladimir and her favorite snake Harry Dean Stanton. Star Trek's Mr. Spock wins her heart.
1982: Member of the Kissy Girls, a group of girls who tracked down boys and kissed them until they screamed for mercy. Appears in her first movie Lookin' To Get Out.
Oct. 8, 1982: Lookin' To Get Out is released.
1986: Attends Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute even though her dream is to become a funeral director.
1988: Around this time she begins cutting herself.
1989: Drops out of acting classes and practices S&M on her punk boyfriend.
1990: Asks punk boyfriend to cut her jaw.
1991: Graduates from Beverly Hills High School. Ends relationship with punk boyfriend. Begins modeling in Los Angeles, New York, and London.
Nov. 24, 1993: Stars in Cyborg.
Sept. 15, 1995: Plays Kate Libby alongside Jonny Lee Miller in Hackers.
August 23, 1996: Plays Margaret "Legs" Sidowski in Foxfire.
Oct. 11, 1996: Appears in Love Is All There Is.
Oct. 17,1997: Appears alongside Timothy Hutton in Play God.
Mar. 28, 1996: Marries British actor Jonny Lee Miller, wearing black trousers and white shirt. Paints his name with her blood on the back of the shirt.
1998: Sometime during this year she begins dating Timothy Hutton.
Dec. 12, 1998: Stars in Playing by Heart.
Feb. 3, 1999: Divorces Jonny Lee Miller.
Apr. 23, 1999: Plays Mary Bell alongside Billy Bob Thornton in Pushing Tint.
Nov. 5th, 1999: Stars alongside Denzel Washington in The Bone Collector.
Dec. 3, 1999: Stars in Pushing Hell's Kitchen.
Dec. 21, 1999: Plays Lisa alongside Winona Ryder in Girl, Interrupted.
May 5, 2000: Marries Billy Bob Thornton.
June 6, 2000: Plays "Sway" alongside Nicolas Cage in Gone in Sixty Seconds.
Oct. 3, 2000: Lisa Bangert, a former Page 3 girl, is hired as a "tooshie double" for Jolie in Tomb Raider because Jolie doesn't feel comfortable with her own.
Oct. 20th, 2000: Jolie refuses to do any love scenes with Kevin Costner in the upcoming production of Beyond Borders because he's old enough to be her dad.
Dec. 8, 2000: Jolie's dad James Voight begs her to stop doing her own stunts after she gets all cut up during a chandelier scene in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.
June 11, 2001: Admits she almost hires a hitman to kill her because, in her mind, suicide would be too much for her family to deal with.
June 15, 2001: Stars in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.
June 17, 2001: Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton renew wedding vows in their kitchen. No rings. Exchanging blood through the sucking of each other's finger is their binding.
Aug. 3, 2001: Stars in Original Sin.
Aug. 5th, 2001: She and Billy Bob Thornton adopt Cambodian orphan Maddox Chivan Thornton Jolie.
Aug. 20, 2001: Has a sound-proof kinky secret dungeon installed in her Beverly Hills mansion.
Aug. 27, 2001: United Nations appoints her Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees in Geneva, Switzerland.
Apr. 26, 2002: Stars in Life or Something Like It.
May 2002: Visits Tham Hin refugee camp in Thailand as a goodwill ambassador.
July 18, 2002: Officially breaks up with Billy Bob Thornton.
July 22, 2002: Files for divorce.
July 30, 2002: As part of their divorce settlement, Jolie demands Billy Bob Thornton give back five phials of her blood. Rumor has it she is scared his psychic mother will use the blood to harm her.
Sept. 18, 2002: Los Angeles County judge grants her the right to drop her surname "Voight." She is now known just as Angelina Jolie.
Apr. 11, 2003: The documentary on Angelina Jolie, Trading Women, is released.
May 27, 2003: Officially divorces Billy Bob Thornton.
July 25, 2003: Stars in Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life.
Aug. 12, 2003: States that James Voight is no longer her dad.
Oct. 1, 2003: Notes from My Travels is published.
Oct. 24, 2003: Stars in Beyond Borders.
Nov. 24, 2003: An online survery done by Blockbuster Inc. reveals Jolie to be the one American males wished to date on New Year's Eve.
Mar. 19, 2004: Plays Illeana alonsgide Ethan Hawke in Taking Lives.
Sept 15, 2004: Plays Captain Francesca "Franky" Cook alongside Gwyneth Paltrow in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
Oct.1, 2004: Does the voice for Lola in the animated Shark Tale.
Nov. 24, 2004: Plays Olympias alongside Colin Farrell in Alexander.
Jan. 29, 2005: In a Rueters interview she criticizes fellow actors for not donating more money to the needy. She also cites the fact she gives one third of her earnings to charity.
June 10, 2005: Stars alongside Brad Pitt in Mr. and Mrs.Smith.
July 6, 2005: Adopts Ethopian orphan Zahara Marley Jolie.
July 2005: Becomes only the third actress of the "20 Million Club" and will now get twenty million per movie.
Aug.11, 2005: King Norodom Sihamoni of Cambodia decrees that Jolie is now an official Cambodian thanks to her environmental work in the country.